The Allied States of Lands of Blue Flame is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Gary Gamelich with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 6.094 billion Lands of Blue Flameans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonneville Salt Flats. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Lands of Blue Flamean economy, worth 432 trillion Krugerrands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,889 Krugerrands, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the government is avowedly secular, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Lands of Blue Flame's national animal is the Pronking Springbok and its national religion is Adrenaline Junkies.

Lands of Blue Flame is ranked 130,805^th in the world and 16^th in Coven of Witches for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,245.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.