The Mobile Puppet Legend of Landoffunpuppet9 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Puppet Town with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.113 billion Landoffunpuppet9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Township. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion Legens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,949 Legens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Legend has it Puppet Town's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, Township University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, the elderly are killed softly with a song, and it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet9's national animal is the Fireworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Landoffunpuppet9 is ranked 122,156^th in the world and 186^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,247.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.