The District of Landhohe is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.532 billion Hohoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Landhohean economy, worth 658 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,099 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,893 per year while the poor average 12,215, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Landhohe has designated District City as its capital city, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of Landhohe in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Landhohe's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Landhohe is ranked 80,926^th in the world and 1^st in Thuringia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,748.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.