The Republic of Lancer- is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Lancer with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 7.747 billion Lancer-ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card Castle. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lancer-ian economy, worth 756 trillion deltacoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,679 deltacoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lancer-'s national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lancer- is ranked 136,340^th in the world and 3^rd in Sado for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,339.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.