The Virtual Federal Commonwealth of Lammunist Test Republic is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Virtual President with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.914 billion Virtual Lammunists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virtual Lamrock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Virtual Lammunist economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion Virtual Lammunist Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 182,993 Virtual Lammunist Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, and blue bloods are welcome in Lammunist Test Republic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Lammunist Test Republic's national animal is the Virtual Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Virtual Spiritual Agnosticism.

Lammunist Test Republic is ranked 2,676^th in the world and 1^st in Alleghany for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 206.58 on the Bus Surprisal Index.