The Big Floof of Lamball is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.911 billion Lamballians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The very strong Lamballian economy, worth 341 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,233 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamball's national animal is the Pal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamball is ranked 34,094^th in the world and 1^st in Slainer Knights for Most Corrupt Governments, with 71.16 kickbacks per hour.