The Federal Republic of Lallo is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 105 million Lallóans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lalloan economy, worth 4.73 trillion Silver pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,072 Silver pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lallo's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lallo is ranked 188,101^st in the world and 6^th in Ideal for Largest Governments, scoring 10.2 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.