The Republic of Lake Bryan is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.371 billion Lake Bryanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Lake Bryanian economy, worth 826 trillion Knots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 72,706 Knots, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Christianity has been named as Lake Bryan's national religion, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, military spending recently hit a new high, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Lake Bryan's national animal is the Water Tail Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lake Bryan is ranked 53,801^st in the world and 5^th in United Imperial Union for Largest Populations, with 11.4 billion capita.