The Constitutional Monarchy of Lagunastov is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Musgo with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.676 billion Lagunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechmiel. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lagunastovian economy, worth 210 trillion Crown Laguns a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,835 Crown Laguns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners can tell the popularity of Lagunastovian landmarks by the size of their ash dunes, rich and poor neighborhoods are divided by the Red Line, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagunastov's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lagunastov is ranked 46,484^th in the world and 1^st in Atlantic Central Command for Highest Poor Incomes, with 58,097.36 Standard Monetary Units.