The Queendom of Lady Ceylon is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 349 million Lady Ceylonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lady Ceylonian economy, worth 13.6 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 39,091 ★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, military spending recently hit a new high, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lady Ceylon's national animal is the Liberi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lady Ceylon is ranked 144,015^th in the world and 9^th in Siesta for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.