The Defender god of Ladderane is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.807 billion Ladderaneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The thriving Ladderanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,475 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, Ladderaneans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, eminent domain has been abolished, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ladderane's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ladderane is ranked 221,264^th in the world and 845^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Secular, with 14.79 Atheism Rate.