The Protectorate of Labolas is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 587 million Labolasians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gehenna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The powerhouse Labolasian economy, worth 47.5 trillion Sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,835 Sols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,269 per year while the poor average 21,199, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Gehenna to enjoy their national art, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labolas's national animal is the Winged Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Labolas is ranked 297,396^th in the world and 16,000^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 88.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.