The Republic of La Timorias is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.551 billion Timorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timorian City. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Timorian economy, worth 121 trillion Goldenmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,621 Goldenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. La Timorias's national animal is the Grand Timorian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La Timorias is ranked 220,027^th in the world and 58^th in Timoria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 280.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.