The Fast-Food chain of La Pizza de la mama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pizzaiollo with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.303 billion Pizzaiollos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzeria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzaiollo economy, worth 136 trillion Grey Pizzas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,677 Grey Pizzas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Black tea is only available on the black market, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. La Pizza de la mama's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

La Pizza de la mama is ranked 40,721^st in the world and 53^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 736.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.