Nudest: 244thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,506thMost Pacifist: 5,553rd
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
Tout le monde est méchant à son heure.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

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La Chicane

Population18.03 billion

CapitalLes Racines

Currencycalvaire
AnimalLoup

The Nomadic Peoples of La Chicane is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.03 billion La Chicaneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Les Racines. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish La Chicanean economy, worth 598 trillion calvaires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 33,197 calvaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, all the world's a stage for La Chicanean political theatrics, and citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer. Crime is totally unknown. La Chicane's national animal is the Loup, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Chicane is ranked 27,225th in the world and 18th in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 1,429.44816848592 days.

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Nudest: 244thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,506thTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 5,553rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,700thSafest: 5,709thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,886thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,583rdMost Income Equality: 10,883rdMost Cultured: 12,885thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,529thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 15,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,327thLargest Populations: 19,522ndNicest Citizens: 21,993rdHighest Food Quality: 22,561stLargest Publishing Industry: 24,016thMost Secular: 24,898thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,721stMost Stationary: 27,225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,062nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La Chicane's influence in The Maritimes fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : La Chicane's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : La Chicane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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