The Lord General of Kyorgian Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyorgia Blackfyre with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 25.32 billion Kyorgians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kyorgian economy, worth 762 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,111 Kyorgian Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and nothing gets the party jumping like Kyorgia Blackfyre specifying how high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyorgian Army's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyorgian Army is ranked 302,239^th in the world and 4^th in Firehelm for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 948.67 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.