The Republic of Kynan153 is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.404 billion Kynan153ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan153ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,191 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,427 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and rural Kynan153ians are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan153's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan153 is ranked 317,900^th in the world and 87^th in Kynanland for Nicest Citizens, with 0.46 average smiles per day.