The Republic of Kynan091 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The humorless, devout population of 4.257 billion Kynan091ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan091ian economy, worth 743 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,620 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, almost all products in Kynan091 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan091's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kynan091 is ranked 9,485^th in the world and 78^th in Kynanland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 86,437.26 Standard Monetary Units.