The Republic of Kynan044 is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.543 billion Kynan044ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan044ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,701 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,057 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Kynan044 flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan044's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan044 is ranked 322,499^th in the world and 23^rd in Kynanland for Safest, scoring 5.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.