The Republic of Kynan030 is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.554 billion Kynan030ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan030ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 349,289 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,047,867 per year while the poor average 90,942, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, organ donation is compulsory, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan030's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kynan030 is ranked 1,850^th in the world and 24^th in Kynanland for Highest Average Incomes, with 349,289.25 Standard Monetary Units.