The Republic of Kynan001 is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.549 billion Kynan001ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan001ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,131 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,983 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, high school bands practice by moonlight, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan001's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kynan001 is ranked 19,404^th in the world and 50^th in Kynanland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,421.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.