The Clementine Republic of Kyces is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Adkissa with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.4 billion Kycens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citrusius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kycesian economy, worth 806 trillion Rinds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,919 Rinds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, the dartboard at the Kycesian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Adkissa's face, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kyces's national animal is the Sunny Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Orange.

Kyces is ranked 78,112^th in the world and 1^st in Orange Juice for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,646.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.