The Clementine Republic of Kyces is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Adkissa with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.041 billion Kycens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citrusius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kycesian economy, worth 899 trillion Rinds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,849 Rinds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Citrusius Airport's endless art maze, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kyces's national animal is the Sunny Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Orange.

Kyces is ranked 54,441^st in the world and 1^st in Orange Juice for Highest Average Incomes, with 111,849.67 Standard Monetary Units.