The Riverine State of Kwrpania is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.875 billion Kwrpan are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwrpanmap. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kwrpan economy, worth 123 trillion tynevs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,797 tynevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwrpania's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kwrpania is ranked 232,919^th in the world and 37^th in Rushmore for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 55.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.