The Town of Kwidzyn is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.222 billion Kwidzynians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwidzyn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Kwidzynian economy, worth 80.4 trillion zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,795 zloties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,908 per year while the poor average 17,567, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwidzyn's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kwidzyn is ranked 163,692^nd in the world and 345^th in Nova Libertatia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 60 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.