The Emirate of Kuwait is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.923 billion Kuwaitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuwaitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,050 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 89,463 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuwait's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuwait is ranked 11,414^th in the world and 656^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,521.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.