The Dictatorship of Kuvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Kuva with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.767 billion Kuvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker B495. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion Kuvans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,230 Kuvans, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuvania's national animal is the Kuvanian Chettah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kuvanism.

Kuvania is ranked 10,887^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Nationalists for Highest Food Quality, scoring 155.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.