Population | 7.208 billion |
Capital | Rajkot |
Leader | Damodar Solanki |
Faith | Folk Shaktism |
Currency | karshapan |
Animal | Tharparkar cow |
The Gujarati Gau-Rakshaks of Kutch and Saurashtra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Damodar Solanki with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.208 billion Gujaratis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajkot. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gujarati economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion karshapans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,482 karshapans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, being dead no longer has any benefits, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kutch and Saurashtra's national animal is the Tharparkar cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folk Shaktism.
Kutch and Saurashtra is ranked 43,364th in the world and 30th in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, being dead no longer has any benefits.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
- : Kutch and Saurashtra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, the nobility are anxious about the government's new "three executions and you're out" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
- : Following new legislation in Kutch and Saurashtra, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.