The Rogue Nation of Kuroari is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gaara with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.159 billion Kuroarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunagakure. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuroarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,661 trillion Blades a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 430,262 Blades, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the public transport system has been eliminated, and woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuroari's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kuroari is ranked 10,434^th in the world and 2^nd in Thanksgiving for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.32 law-abiding acts per hour.