The Great Empire of Kundu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Joshimus I with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 41.41 billion Kundanese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kundington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kundanese economy, worth an astonishing 12,310 trillion Republic Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,289 Republic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can get away with murder these days, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kundu's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kundu is ranked 272,251^st in the world and 123^rd in Gay for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.