The Community of Kulcland is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.372 billion Kulclandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toristia. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kulclandian economy, worth 151 trillion Souwns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,763 Souwns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, all guns must be registered, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and accusations of corruption stick when the accused are long-gone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kulcland's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kulcland is ranked 293,737^th in the world and 85^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Black Market, with 31.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.