
| Population | 8.13 billion |
| Capital | Ch'stehmok Norn |
| Leader | H'hurrar Balti |
| Faith | Kahless |
| Currency | Talon |
| Animal | Jadashha |
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN98 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by H'hurrar Balti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.13 billion Klingons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ch'stehmok Norn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.
The frighteningly efficient KSN98ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion Talons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,681 Talons, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on KSN98, and the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN98's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.
KSN98 is ranked 26,054th in the world and 236th in Mikes Hope for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,881.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on KSN98.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.
- : Following new legislation in
KSN98, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.















































