Population | 2.985 billion |
Capital | Etomi Kaggrurr |
Leader | Oh'ada Dilmict |
Faith | Kahless |
Currency | Talon |
Animal | Jadashha |
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN85 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oh'ada Dilmict with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.985 billion Klingons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etomi Kaggrurr. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient KSN85ian economy, worth 539 trillion Talons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,678 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and KSN85ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN85's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.
KSN85 is ranked 23,244th in the world and 1st in Conakry for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 257.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KSN85 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, KSN85ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : KSN85 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : KSN85 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in KSN85, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.