The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN57 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dezec Druz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.071 billion Klingons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oyet Shirstas. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient KSN57ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,166 trillion Talons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,448 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the dartboard at the KSN57ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Dezec Druz's face, and KSN57's citizens often wander into each other's homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN57's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.

KSN57 is ranked 112,364^th in the world and 267^th in Mikes Hope for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,537.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.