The Theocracy of Krystyna is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.731 billion Krystynans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Krystynan economy, worth 132 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 48,426 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krystyna's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Krystyna is ranked 146,019^th in the world and 2^nd in Baldest for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.