| Population | 11.627 billion |
| Capital | Kryssya City |
| Leader | Garmak Magnus |
| Faith | Lionism |
| Currency | khrona |
| Animal | Lion |
The Dominion of Kryssya is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Garmak Magnus with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.627 billion Kryssyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryssya City. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Kryssyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion khronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,994 khronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
More and more people are signing up for the government party, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryssya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lionism.
Kryssya is ranked 13,112th in the world and 1st in New Karnaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,530.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kryssya, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
Kryssya, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
- : Following new legislation in
Kryssya, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Kryssya, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
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Kryssya, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
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Kryssya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Kryssya, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
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Kryssya, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it.
- : Following new legislation in
Kryssya, the Kryssya City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'.
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Kryssya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

























