The Commonwealth of Kryntopolis is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7 million Kryntopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The weak Kryntopolisian economy, worth 212 billion Bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,300 Bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, extreme political groups are outlawed, all recreational drugs are legal, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kryntopolis's national animal is the Brahmin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kryntopolis is ranked 258,750^th in the world and 18^th in Fascism Is The Best Ideology Ever for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.