The Democratic Republic of Krymm is a large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 167 million Krymmians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The Krymmian economy, worth 7.55 trillion Krymm's crowns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,235 Krymm's crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, judges are all-powerful, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krymm's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krymm is ranked 51,656^th in the world and 2^nd in Kaufland for Most Secular, with 20.48 Atheism Rate.