The Fast Food Restaurant Hotel of Krusty-Towers is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Eugene Harold Krabs the Cheapskate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.82 billion Towong love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Welfare, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusi economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion $ Sea Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 143,034 $ Sea Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and the dictionary is a common first book for children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusty-Towers's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Buyer is King.

Krusty-Towers is ranked 1,174^th in the world and 3^rd in Indonesia Nusantara for Nicest Citizens, with 85.88 average smiles per day.