The Kingdom of Krri is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Wenceslas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.802 billion Krrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praag. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion Groschens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,859 Groschens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krri's national animal is the Two tailed lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utrakvismus.

Krri is ranked 11,273^rd in the world and 1^st in Sphere of Conservative Republics for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,761.06 Standard Monetary Units.