The Kingdom of Krri is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.201 billion Krrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igrita. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,233 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Krri has found 4 easter eggs), sweat stains are proof of political acumen, the government is proudly free of crabs, and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krri's national animal is the Two tailed lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Revisualism.

Krri is ranked 15,153^rd in the world and 376^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 127.76 kickbacks per hour.