The Republic of Krotogo is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Jviç Groijän with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.256 billion Krotogans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narussän. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krotogan economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,045 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krotogo's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian-Islam.

Krotogo is ranked 30,468^th in the world and 13^th in Esportiva for Highest Average Incomes, with 141,045.5 Standard Monetary Units.