The Republic of Krisjan is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 2.503 billion Krisjanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Krisjanian economy, worth 134 trillion Jans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,813 Jans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krisjan's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Krisjan is ranked 56,572^nd in the world and 3^rd in Ejiro for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.