The Silly Kitty Dictatorship of Krishtovistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Leader Krish with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.93 billion Krishtovistani are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krishtarna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The thriving Krishtovistani economy, worth 369 trillion currency idks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,952 currency idks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 496,773 per year while the poor average 9,430, a ratio of 52.7 to 1.

Grand Leader Krish has just been declared ruler of Krishtovistan in an international press conference, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, it is often said that only Grand Leader Krish could bring down Dàguó, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Krishtovistan's national animal is the werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krishtovistan is ranked 311,018^th in the world and 16^th in The Caffeinated Confederation for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.38 on the Kitten Softness Rating.