The Federation of Krimsk is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The democratic population of 24.919 billion Krimskians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Social Policy, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Krimskian economy, worth 603 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,225 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and voting is voluntary. Crime is well under control. Krimsk's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krimsk is ranked 127,935^th in the world and 1^st in The Land of Money for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.