The Democratic Republic of Krefioxistan is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The cynical population of 18 million Krefioxistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Krefioxistanian economy, worth 830 billion Krubels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,111 Krubels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, Air Krefioxistan tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krefioxistan's national animal is the Dog.

Krefioxistan is ranked 20,518^th in the world and 2^nd in Kellick Isles for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.