The Republic of Krbustan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Amer Abdel-Fadil with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 23.992 billion Krbustanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arbea. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The very strong Krbustanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,444 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 101,894 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, contestants on Krbustan's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krbustan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Krbustan is ranked 8,485^th in the world and 1^st in Island Of Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.3 law-abiding acts per hour.