The Republic of Krbustan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Amer Abdel-Fadil with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, devout population of 27.838 billion Krbustanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arbea. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The very strong Krbustanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,836 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 101,894 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, contestants on Krbustan's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krbustan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Krbustan is ranked 2,873^rd in the world and 1^st in Island Of Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,606.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.