The Xīnjiā of Kraste is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.008 billion Krasi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The strong Krasi economy, worth 124 trillion Raes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,030 Raes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and employers are keenest on employees who lack family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kraste's national animal is the Crab, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kraste is ranked 226,659^th in the world and 4^th in Universes for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.17 kickbacks per hour.