The Empire of Krasnia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Governor-General Livius II with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 26.947 billion Krasnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Durham. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Krasnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,858 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,421 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People caught mistreating Krasnia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, Governor-General Livius II is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krasnia's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krasnia is ranked 4,198^th in the world and 1^st in Northumberland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,155.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.