The Republic of Kranzabia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Haki Torumarai with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.301 billion Kranzabians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Bravia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Kranzabian economy, worth 83.9 trillion Kuubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 64,522 Kuubs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Haki Torumarai has just been declared ruler of Kranzabia in an international press conference, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, Christianity has been named as Kranzabia's national religion, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kranzabia's national animal is the Great Tufted Azuo and its national religion is Christianity.

Kranzabia is ranked 158,692^nd in the world and 6^th in United Conservative Aamanateen Republics for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 690.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.