The Watchfires of Krampus is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.788 billion Krampusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The thriving Krampusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,353 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Krampusian. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Krampus's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krampus is ranked 65,704^th in the world and 1^st in United Sovereign States for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 468.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.