The Grand Empire of Kosainda is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander the 16th with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.313 billion Kosaindans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iehovah. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosaindan economy, worth 277 trillion Kosains a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,164 Kosains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Emperor Alexander the 16th. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosainda's national animal is the Kosaindan Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosainda is ranked 44,368^th in the world and 1^st in The Grand Realm of Kosainda for Highest Average Incomes, with 120,164.73 Standard Monetary Units.